Hmmm...
Pretty much awesome.
Follow me, I'm funny... Dammit.
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:))))))
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Anonymous asked: <p>i hope your boyfriend doesnt find out about this, but I think that we belong together… I just can’t help but to think about sometimes. it’s killing me, and i just need you to know.</p>

While I am flattered that you recognize how obviously desirable I am, sir or madam, I am afraid that it would not work between us, for I, as you know, am in a totally functional relationship with a young beard man for whom I care very much.
Now if you’ll excuse me,

because llama.
:)
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Fat guys flips the table out of (magic) rage.
i thought i couldnt be more disturbed… i was wrong
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Get out of my head! You demon…
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Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
Thank you so much for posting this…. just made my day!
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